According to her son, Renay Corren is a big size. A red neck. Assailant. Larry King’s ex-girlfriend?
Now, thanks to one of the weirdest obituaries ever, the entire Internet is mourning the 84-year-old Texas woman who died in El Paso last Saturday.
“(That) obscene, fertile, redheaded Judeo-Mexican-Country-American matriarch kicked it. This paired the many surviving children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren of Renay Mandel Corren It’s not good news for children and grandchildren, many of whom she even knows and, in her own way, is loved,” reads in the obituary of the Fayetteville Observer-this may be the mildest part of the whole thing. .
Her son, Andy Corren, a writer and talent manager in New York City, claimed that the work was praised for its unique way of love.
“Because she is my mother, the death of zaftig good time gal Renay Corren at the impossible age of 84 is newsworthy to me, and I treat it with the same respect and respect that she has, well, no. More Disrespect, a woman who reads garbage books, talks and looks at garbage in North Carolina, Florida or Texas cannot be found,” he wrote.
“She lives a dirty, noisy life, a big, broken and noisy life. We don’t think Resnais can be killed. God knows, people have tried. Many.”
Coron could not be interviewed on Thursday, but his words speak for themselves. Obituaries became popular almost immediately, and Google Trends shows that searches for “Renay” have become popular across the country since its release on Wednesday morning.
“This family requires absolutely zero privacy or etiquette. It has never been. In fact, today you are encouraged to spend some government money on a one-armed robber, looking for our legacy at the blackjack table or on a cheap cruise ship. She spent it all, guys,” the obituary pointed out.